There should be support groups for people getting back from vacation!!!!

It ain't easy returning from a vacation....
Even on your first day back reality hits you right in the face:
after missing your own place, looking forward to take a shower in your own bath followed by sleeping in your own bed, you enter your tiny-teeny apartment and realize you have to clean it (or at least the bath before you shower), you have to put new sheets on the bed, and don't get me started on laundry....
Now if that is not enough, there's a load of mail awaiting your return (mostly bills of course), there's homework sitting on your desk/kitchen table and there's getting back to work (well someone has to pay for your obsessions)!

I have climbed a volcano, jumped off a 4 meter cliff into a river, walked so much all my muscles were screaming for a massage, made new friends and gained a new perspective on life... Now all these seem like a distant dream!

I got back to work to find stuff missing from my locker, bought a new monthly metro card and managed to lose it, and returned to my crazy pace of living with no sleep as backup. );

I need a vacation asap!
Help